We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
thus making me awesome and them whores
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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