she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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