she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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