I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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