Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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You. Win. At. Life.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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