I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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