Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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