Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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