he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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