If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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