Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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