i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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