super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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