i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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