She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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