I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
