Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just google imaged poop.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you would pick up someone in the library
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Less talking, more tequila
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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