I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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