and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it because I queefed?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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