Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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