This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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