I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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