one word: firstdatebathroomanal
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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