I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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