Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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