Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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