dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
wow bdsm is so cute
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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