Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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