That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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