i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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