Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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