Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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