he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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