You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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