of course. lets lasso hookers.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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