YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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