If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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