Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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