we have officially mastered the walk of shame
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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