I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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