Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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