I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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