did you get engaged???
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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