yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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