Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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