what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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