Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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