It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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