dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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