Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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