belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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