I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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