Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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