Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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