In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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